January 2010
1 post
It's been a while, tumblr.
Who else is on tumblr? any of you facebook buggers?
December 2009
7 posts
fuck yes
Giant Sandwich
Bollocks!
I’ve discovered, that jumpers, are far more effective thermal insulators if, and only if you remember to take them with you.
Yaaas
got some commemorative ink booked for friday!
I stand corrected!
Roobarb and Custard is on!
children’s television is shite these days.
Kudos
Congratulations to the presenter of US ‘How to Look Good Naked’, who just referred to the asian lady as - and I quote - “Big as Godzirra!” amazing.
Forza Motorsport 3
You’re shite.
November 2009
10 posts
Hung Over.
Last night, I ended up in a Taxi I didn’t pay for at about 3am. Talking to the driver about Israeli martial arts.
Also - I just looked in the mirror. Bad times
Hello, tumblr, I’ve nt posted on you in a while. And what’s this “Word of the Year” Scott?
Bollocks.
Lost a sidearm, fucked my legs, and forgotten my controller! Shiters. However - now rocking mohawk again, In the ‘Soap’ style.
Get off My Property.
Have some Insurance big-wigs on site. I hate them and their fancy Land Rover.
Nearly finished work. roll on 0800.
Also. It’s fucking freezing. Glad I opted to wear thermals.
Dissaproves of the new Ferrero Rocher advert. Whatever happened to people being spoiled by the ambassador?
is pleasantly surprised to see @Xanneroo playing a small part in Sharpe’s Regiment. Good times!
scottmill:
meant to say this yesterday but it’s just as relevant now… don’t use Comic Sans in business emails if you want me to take you seriously
Nor should it be used in documents pertaining to property. such as a Tenancy agreement.
Update of the day.
Tired; Late; Skint; GTAIV; Justice; Irn Bru; cheeseburger; NLO
Nearly finished Work!
Just re-watched Blood: The last Vampire. (the animé). It’s better than I remembered. I reckon the Live action remake’ll be gash, however. Also - just noticed Mamoru Oshii’s (GITS fame) trademark Basset Hound on his jumper in the “making of:” documentary. Fucking creepy as hell when it blinks. *shudder*
You legend, you.
I’m so fucking tired
Chimp is in the middle of a fairly horrific caffiene buzz.
October 2009
45 posts
Banzai!
is back on TV these days. I’d forgotten how awesome it was.
I wonder
Where my new work trouser are. Damn you, Royal Mail.
Quote of the day.
Robi says: “I dont mean like real love. I mean I want fuck her in the ass”.
I should not be at work tonight. *sigh*
I dissaprove of the fact that now, Even on ‘day’ shift, I may have to use my maglite to inspect the premesis.
scottmill:
Is it just me or do monster energy drinks taste a little bit like soap?
Told you Relentless was FTW
Morning, Interweb
Not supposed to be working today *sigh* But i’ve got a shitload of food, and Traffic Cops is on in about 5 minutes. How is everyone else?
Quote of the Day.
“You’d look ridiculous driving a hot pink triumph without a flat cap” thanks scott, for that gem of a conversation.
Just saw Noel Edmunds in Halloween attire. Amazing
just had it out with my boss on the phone.
I won.
Good Morning, Internets
It’s pissing down with rain, outside. However. Traffic Cops is on in 15 minutes
New Theory for art students
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You fucking jerks
LORENZO'S DOWWWN :(
MOTOGP's on!
‘Mon Jorge!
I also hate the gobshite from the Sainsbury’s Finanace advert.
Sunday. Bloody sunday.
I fucking hate sundays. Still - GP on later!
I love a crisp winter dawn.
I’m sitting at work reading Dundee’s Anti-Social Behaviour strategy. It’s interesting reading.
I love cracked.com's comments
Pizzacat Says: October 15th, 2009 at 7:57 am
oh shut the fuck up you idiots. i already knew that if there was one comment differing from the rest of the atavistic cesspool that is this message board, everyone of you half-evolved sexist monkeys would jump all over it and…of course, take pathetic stabs at my weight. what’s next? are you gonna question if my hair is bleached or straight, or if i...
